Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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