no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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