Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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