We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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