I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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