im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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