what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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