Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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