Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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