why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
