If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
