I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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