I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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