when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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