Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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