her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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