$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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