My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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