Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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