but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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