my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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