My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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