Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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