I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I deserve this hangover.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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