this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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