Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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