so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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