I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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