So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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