Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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