I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
How's work?
Spinning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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