i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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