First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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