you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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