Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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