We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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