Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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