FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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