I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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