Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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