Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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