I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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