someone threw a dead crab at me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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