is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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