question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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