i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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