So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize