ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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