Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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