Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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