dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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