hell yes lets make some ravioli
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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