i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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