Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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