why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
