This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
we made out on top of his cat.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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