I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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