Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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