I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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