M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Randomize
