So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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